I measure my social life’s progress of the entire year based on the number of birthday posts I get on Facebook today
waking up sad should be illegal
punishable by ice cream cake and kitten heaps
ur methods are tough but fair
wat about going to bed sad?
you’ll be forced to sleep with several sleepy puppies
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
I turned 21 today. All the bouncers in New Orleans are about to find out I’m not actually from Arizona.
Salted Caramel Chocolate Pecan Pie
I will make it….